Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Little Crow With A Healthy Side Of Fresh Perspective...

Anyone who talked to me a couple of years ago as we were moving to Texas instantly discovered that I had no clue why we were moving here, and frankly I wasn't very excited; it certainly is not a first choice of place to live for either one of us. BUT because Kyle and I both felt that it was the right thing to do, we packed up and left Colorado. Moving to London shortly thereafter was a welcome and unexpected twist. But now, almost two years later, we're back in Texas and still wondering what we're doing here.

So why do we feel this way, you ask? Well...though the people in Texas are truly wonderful (and I mean that sincerely), the heat and bugs simply don't appeal to either one of us. That and the distinct lack of mountains just don't add up to our dream place of residence. Seriously, when we moved to Colorado after Derik was born, we said we'd never move back. Yet here we are.

SO, I am actively looking for ways to love Texas and enjoy this new adventure, and this week I found one. Spring here is beautiful! The state flower is the bluebell, and they're everywhere right now and absolutely gorgeous.

So Monday we had a family night photo op to enjoy all the beautiful flowers. And do you know what happened? The experience reminded me that life is what you make it and it really IS an adventure, no matter where you live; you simply have to find the adventure. You think I would have learned that lesson from living overseas--guess I'm a slow learner.

And, hey, the ant bites are already healing...





Saturday, April 18, 2009

Rant, Rant, Rant...Grrr

I have to vent, and cyberspace seems to be the perfect place to do it.

(To preface the rant, any of you who knew me when I was growing up know that I became a woman overnight, looking like a woman--from a physical development standpoint--when I was about 10. My sweet Jessica is her mother's daughter.)

So here's the rant-worthy scenario... We were driving back from a youth activity late last night to which I had driven Jessica and two of her friends. About half way home, the conversation turned to body types, weight, etc. (you know, the topic that makes every young woman squirm in her seat, wonder why the conversation is even occurring, and feel abysmal about herself), and Jessie's two friends started talking about how "big" they've gotten lately.

Now you have to understand the dynamics at play here. Jess came into her full-grown woman body a very long time ago. Right now she's a beautifully curvy-at-5' 2" size 6/8. She could stand to tone up a little bit and be more active, but can't we all! "Fat" is certainly not a word I would ever use to describe her! She simply has a great--and very mature--figure. In contrast, her two friends still look like little girls with my-body-is-considering-incorporating-them-at-some-point breasts and nonexistent, my-pants-won't-stay-up-to-save-my-life, hips. In fact, most of her friends do. They're 15.

So back to the story... The girls start lamenting the good old days when they were "thin" and wishing they could return to those glory days. (Really, how far back could that possibly be when you're 15?) Then the bomb dropped. As one of them was complaining that she's had to move up a pant size and it's killing her, this comment was elicited from the other girl: "It's ok--you don't look as big as a size 5--you still look like a size 3."

At this point my mind went numb, and all I could think was, "Excuse me--WHAT?!!?!!?"

Also at this point, my beautiful daughter, sitting in the front seat by me, is almost in tears and stops talking. She then turns the music up and starts singing to drown out the painful scenario in the back seat. By the time we drop the girls off and make it home, she is completely inconsolable and clearly considers herself to be the ugliest toad on the planet; and obviously nobody is ever going to want to date or marry her due to said ugliness.

To make matters worse, this is the self-concept train wreck that happened at school earlier in the day: All of the kids were sitting around before Biology harassing each other (you know ninth graders), and Jess was pretty much staying out of it. Someone said something hurtful to someone else that she actually responded to, and some thoughtless boy turned to her and said, "You're just mad because you have low self esteem because you're fat."

WHAT?!!? WHAT?!!? WHAT?!!? And again, WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!? GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so badly for my beautiful little girl! May I please line them all up and flick them in the forehead?!!?

This is why you couldn't pay me enough to be a teenager again. Seriously, there isn't enough money in the world! It also reminds me of the two years when the only other girl in school who already had to wear a bra became my best friend out of commiserative necessity... Sigh.

When did our society become so skewed that, based on feedback from her peers, this child believes she's fat?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Home Stretch...

We close in two weeks. Yeah! With all my posts about it, can you tell I'm a little excited?!!?!!?!!?

I also wanted to share an Easter funny with you. There is no end to the interesting things my children come up with, and nothing around our house seems to ever be done in the traditional way; everything ends up with a unique, "Scott-ish twist." So, being who they are, my children left a treat out for the Easter bunny. Not only did they leave carrots ("because Santa gets cookies, so the Easter bunny should get carrots"), Eryn arranged them in the shape of his face, provided him with ranch dressing, and then made sure to caution him not to slip on the wet kitchen floor. What seven year old thinks to do that?!!?



And remember, whatever you do today, it's a good idea to take "cotion" and be "cerful!"

Monday, April 06, 2009

Almost Home...

We just found out that we close on the 30th. Yeah, yeah, YEAH!

The outside is now finished, and this weeks is the floors, etc.


I can't WAIT! It's been almost two years since we've lived in our own home. Isn't that weird?!!?